Okay last night I think I maybe took too many melatonins. I'm having trouble being awake this morning, and I had the strangest dream of all time last night and I'm wondering what it means. So here we are, verbatim from what I tapped into my phone at 3 AM last night, the dream that I like to refer to as "the 3 hour multi-million dollar porn parody"
ahem. 3 hour multimillion $ porn parody filled with random shit and maybe a few seconds of real porn. [At this point in the morning, I thought an idea like this would make a really funny joke some day]
This stems from a dream I had. It was that, bu5 [sic] based based on Mario in complete CGI. I do remember it was in dream I was flown to this place in the middle of nowhere by Wonder Woman. Charlie Brooker narrated the whole thing. The BBC releases a game called "color football" [and this game, I played it, it was terrible, was based on American Football and had no NFL license. Even in my dreams, Electronic Arts still owns everything.] It's some university in California. [It was some big silver building, I nearly died flying there. I don't know why I referred to it as a university, but I assume it was called that in dream] I initially played color football on this giant ass TV, but I stopped to watch this million dollar cgi porn parody of Mario which ended with the director talking to studio heads and driving off.
I should point out that the film played out more like a Youtube Poop than anything and only the final maybe 5 seconds along with "A cure for insomnia" style clips interspersed among random other bullshit. I find the idea of calling something a porn parody but actually having it have little to nothing to do with either adult film or whatever's being parodied incredibly hilarious.
What I assume this means is that I accidentally took two melatonin pills and I'm not supposed to take two of them generally. Also I assume it means that I'll be making jokes about that idea for a long time.
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