STUPID BULLSHIT THAT I'M THINKING OF BUYING 8/29/13 EDITION

iPod Mini (4GB or more probably): I really just want to put all the stupid music that I listen to (british pop, guilty pleasures, Ace of Base) on one separate device that I will randomly carry with me.

Old white Apple Earbuds: Really pretty upset that early teenage me didn't buy a bunch of these because they were stylin' as hell

VHS-C Camcorder: Okay, this is going to take some explaining. I really, really like the way that Hi-8 and VHS-C film looks. It looks a little more natural to my eyes somehow (Hard to explain and there's probably no real basis for it.) And old camcorders are cheap as hell nowadays because what is anyone going to do with one?

EVERY FALL OUT BOY ALBUM: again with the whole "stupid music on one separate device" thing except I already
own
three
of
their
albums
and I love every single second of them

Dead Milkmen: Stoney's Extra Stout Pig: I just really like that album and I don't actually own it yet (had it downloaded waaaaaaaay back when I had a Zune Pass). Most DM fans don't seem to like it, but I actually sorta like it. "Helicopter Interiors" was actually my favorite song for a long time, and I still really like "Peter Bazooka," "The Blues Song," and "Khrissy." Rest of it isn't bad either. (Still not my favorite Dead Milkmen album, that honor goes to Bucky Fellini)

actually

JOE BUSH'S FAVORITE DEAD MILKMEN ALBUMS FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST FAVORITE (EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T THINK OF ONE THAT I DON'T LIKE)
1. Bucky Fellini
2. Eat Your Paisley!
3. Metaphysical Graffiti
4. Stoney's Extra Stout (Pig)
5. Soul Rotation
6. Beelzebubba
7. Big Lizard in my Backyard
8. Not Richard, But Dick

and I haven't heard "The King in Yellow" even though it's been out for multiple years now

Another Gamecube: haha just kidding but I go home on some weekends and it'll be lonely with the gamecube out here

thanks

CAMPBELL'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

SHIT, SON, YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THE GODDAMN SODIUM YOU'RE ABOUT TO INGEST AT A HEAVY LEVEL? MAYBE? WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL-SEALER

YOU GOTTA COOK IT IN A DIRTY MICROWAVE AND EAT IT WITH A PLASTIC SPOON.

SOMEONE GET ME THE NUMBER FOR MR. CAMPBELL OF CAMPBELL'S SOUP (or shit is it mr chunky campbell who runs chunky campbell) SO I MAY BECOME A PR REPRESENTATIVE OR AT LEAST WORK AS A SECRETARY OR A JANITOR OR SOMETHING

SOUPS UPDATE

OK So I bought a bunch of soup before I got out here because I thought I'd eat in the room more than I actually ended up doing. I basically bought like six cans of Campbell's Soup at Hand and 3 of the Chunky Soups (I guess they could've stopped doing business for a few days after that) and I've only had two of them cooked in my dorm room microwave.

So look out for MICROWAVE SOUP TIME AT SOME POINT MAYBE OR SOMETHING from joe bush co. 1993 tomorrow maybe I dunno. Also I'll have to get a spoon somehow somewhere so just wait for that. Riveting stuff available only here online.

way to go

1992 DREAM TEAM DISS POST

DISSSSSSSSS

Michael Jordan: Space Jam was ok but you can't play without yosemite sam and you know that
Karl Malone: USPS GOIN DOWN THE DRAIN KARL WHAT YOU GON DO
John Stockton:why the hell is utah called the jazz
ShaqChristian Laettener: haha what the hell
Dominique Wilkins: I uh... I don't know anything about Dominique Wilkins
Chris Mullin: wait what
Larry Bird: LARRY
Magic Johnson: YER NES GAME SUCKED
Charles Barkley: YER GENESIS GAME SUCKED
David Robinson: who the hell is that in the back is that David Robinson? Yeah. Huh.
Clyde Drexler: Clyde Drexler
Scottie Pippen: YER SEGA CD/32X or MEGA-CD/32X IF YOU'RE IN THE UK GAME SUCKED
Patrick Ewing: FREEZE UP LIKE THEM DAMN ENVELOPES or something I don't know

OFFICIAL LANDMARK OF THE JOE BUSH FAN CLUB

12 YEAR OLD ME HAS BULLDOZED A TRAIL TO SUCCESS THAT I CAN DO NOTHING BUT BUILD UPON

THIS IS IT: WELCOME TO THE WORLD