Wednesday, August 28, 2013

CAMPBELL'S CHUNKY CLAM CHOWDER

SHIT, SON, YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THE GODDAMN SODIUM YOU'RE ABOUT TO INGEST AT A HEAVY LEVEL? MAYBE? WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL-SEALER

YOU GOTTA COOK IT IN A DIRTY MICROWAVE AND EAT IT WITH A PLASTIC SPOON.

SOMEONE GET ME THE NUMBER FOR MR. CAMPBELL OF CAMPBELL'S SOUP (or shit is it mr chunky campbell who runs chunky campbell) SO I MAY BECOME A PR REPRESENTATIVE OR AT LEAST WORK AS A SECRETARY OR A JANITOR OR SOMETHING

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